how long would you last in westoros?

[mrfree]

How would you die and what family would you be in

[ericberry14]

I wouldn't die. I'd probably be a lannister or targaryen.

[Y4NK33 PL4N3T]

I'd be born a member of House Martell, the ruling family of Dorne. Trained by the Red Viper hisself ain't no mo focka dare fuck with me or they'll taste the end of my blade.

My legend will begin at the young age of 8 after I castrate two lads named JD & Scorch, after walking in on them :sex a farm animal that did not consent to such behavior.

By the time I'm 14, I will have added to my legend having beheaded a mouthy shit head member of the upper class by the name of ericberry who routinely made habit of running his dick sucker to whores about the lower class when he got too drunk in the brothels late at night and he thought no one was listening.

At 19, I traveled alone to the Mountains of the Moon where I was enchanted with immense mystical power by a magi named MuckMcdisney who's life I rescued as his hut was being raided by a band of husky men led by a man named Miamidomination. I dispatched those men handily.

On my 21st birthday I was crowned the King of Dorne, and with no need to ever go to that shit hole called 'Kings Landing' I was content to bang the hottest and most dangerous women in all of Westeros whilst raising a family of my own who would later claim the Iron Throne for themselves.

[FSUKW]

:facepalm

You sound like a bunch of Dungeon and Dragon playing faggots..... :facepalm

[mrfree]

:facepalm

You sound like a bunch of Dungeon and Dragon playing faggots..... :facepalm

Shame!

[ericberry14]

I'd be born a member of House Martell, the ruling family of Dorne. Trained by the Red Viper hisself ain't no mo focka dare fuck with me or they'll taste the end of my blade.

My legend will begin at the young age of 8 after I castrate two lads named JD & Scorch, after walking in on them :sex a farm animal that did not consent to such behavior.

By the time I'm 14, I will have added to my legend having beheaded a mouthy shit head member of the upper class by the name of ericberry who routinely made habit of running his dick sucker to whores about the lower class when he got too drunk in the brothels late at night and he thought no one was listening.

At 19, I traveled alone to the Mountains of the Moon where I was enchanted with immense mystical power by a magi named MuckMcdisney who's life I rescued as his hut was being raided by a band of husky men led by a man named Miamidomination. I dispatched those men handily.

On my 21st birthday I was crowned the King of Dorne, and with no need to ever go to that shit hole called 'Kings Landing' I was content to bang the hottest and most dangerous women in all of Westeros whilst raising a family of my own who would later claim the Iron Throne for themselves.

I would smash your fucking head with my bare hands bitch. I would not die. I would rule the entire world with my woman dany... And fuck melisandre on the side :dog

[Y4NK33 PL4N3T]

:facepalm

You sound like a bunch of Dungeon and Dragon playing faggots..... :facepalm

:aup Season 1 Episode 1 casualty.

[ericberry14]

:facepalm

You sound like a bunch of Dungeon and Dragon playing faggots..... :facepalm

:aup Season 1 Episode 1 casualty.

:biglol what a cross eyed bitch!

[Y4NK33 PL4N3T]

I would smash your fucking head with my bare hands bitch. I would not die. I would rule the entire world with my woman dany... And fuck melisandre on the side :dog

:happyno

:biglol what a cross eyed bitch!

:dog

[FuckESPNdotCOM]

I'd be born a member of House Martell, the ruling family of Dorne. Trained by the Red Viper hisself ain't no mo focka dare fuck with me or they'll taste the end of my blade.

My legend will begin at the young age of 8 after I castrate two lads named JD & Scorch, after walking in on them :sex a farm animal that did not consent to such behavior.

By the time I'm 14, I will have added to my legend having beheaded a mouthy shit head member of the upper class by the name of ericberry who routinely made habit of running his dick sucker to whores about the lower class when he got too drunk in the brothels late at night and he thought no one was listening.

At 19, I traveled alone to the Mountains of the Moon where I was enchanted with immense mystical power by a magi named MuckMcdisney who's life I rescued as his hut was being raided by a band of husky men led by a man named Miamidomination. I dispatched those men handily.

On my 21st birthday I was crowned the King of Dorne, and with no need to ever go to that shit hole called 'Kings Landing' I was content to bang the hottest and most dangerous women in all of Westeros whilst raising a family of my own who would later claim the Iron Throne for themselves.

:aup This faggot has clearly thought a lot about this. :aup

[Y4NK33 PL4N3T]

I'd be born a member of House Martell, the ruling family of Dorne. Trained by the Red Viper hisself ain't no mo focka dare fuck with me or they'll taste the end of my blade.

My legend will begin at the young age of 8 after I castrate two lads named JD & Scorch, after walking in on them :sex a farm animal that did not consent to such behavior.

By the time I'm 14, I will have added to my legend having beheaded a mouthy shit head member of the upper class by the name of ericberry who routinely made habit of running his dick sucker to whores about the lower class when he got too drunk in the brothels late at night and he thought no one was listening.

At 19, I traveled alone to the Mountains of the Moon where I was enchanted with immense mystical power by a magi named MuckMcdisney who's life I rescued as his hut was being raided by a band of husky men led by a man named Miamidomination. I dispatched those men handily.

On my 21st birthday I was crowned the King of Dorne, and with no need to ever go to that shit hole called 'Kings Landing' I was content to bang the hottest and most dangerous women in all of Westeros whilst raising a family of my own who would later claim the Iron Throne for themselves.

:aup This faggot has clearly thought a lot about this. :aup

:aup Someone's mad they'd die before S 1 E 1 :dog

[FuckESPNdotCOM]

:facepalm

You sound like a bunch of Dungeon and Dragon playing faggots..... :facepalm

Still better than :homos who play Faggots: The Gathering.

[ericberry14]

:facepalm

You sound like a bunch of Dungeon and Dragon playing faggots..... :facepalm

Still better than :homos who play Faggots: The Gathering.

Reminds me of the family guy episode where the Muslim blows himself up and his 64 virgins are a bunch of dudes playing magic :ROFL2

[JdPat04]

Well Bran and the other little retard are still so I got hope

[Y4NK33 PL4N3T]

:lol: :lol: :lol: