I'm applying for the Rays Manager Position

[gatrnation1]

They seem to want a people person that is good with stats not so much fundamentals.

My Key points:

Played little league through HS.

Left hand pitcher with super fastball in little league "majors."

Better at first base since I was left handed.

Been in the batter's box, not afraid to get beaned.

My philosophy is make the batter beat himself, when in doubt, high and inside.

No bunting, too ghey.

Be physical, own the plate at all times.

No takes, swing for the fences

All players need to take kickboxing lessons, let's not have a brawl that looks like people are air swimming.

Worked in IT as a program MANAGER

Have my own laptop

Consider myself an intermediate user when it comes to Excel

OK with playing baseball inside, use shadows to our advantage

If serious about hiring me I will purchase latest version of MLB video game to get a feel for competition and their stadiums

Negotiating points:

Insist on at least league minimum salary as outlined in MLB arbitration or what ever applies to managers.

Meals and hotels are to be paid for, not out of pocket

Must have cheerleaders, female cheerleaders

Get rid of Raymond mascot, he looks like a unit

My uniform must say "Boss" on the back

When I order nachos must use real Wisconsin cheese

[Y4NK33 PL4N3T]

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[ScotchFrost97]

Hahahah :biglol

[ericberry14]

i heard they are announcing gaytor as their manager later this afternoon. breaking on ESPN.com :shocker

[MIAMIDOMINATION]

i heard that you can win the rays manager position from a random checkout position at publix

[ericberry14]

i heard that you can win the rays manager position from a random checkout position at publix

no you gotta sign up dude

[gatrnation1]

Didn't get it...