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Postby 08GatorBait » December 27th, 2014, 12:58 pm

Most overrated thing ever

I don't want to lick pussy while getting my dick sucked. I want to relax, close my eyes(mainly to avoid that weird bullshit eye contact girls try to do cause it creeps me out) and fucking enjoy it. Half the damn time the dumb bitch stops sucking if I am hitting the spot anyways and so it turns into me eating you out at a weird as angle then you sitting on my fucking face and me getting blue balled while you get off.

69

fuck you stupid number
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Re: 69

Postby Y4NK33 PL4N3T » December 27th, 2014, 1:29 pm

You = :homo
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Re: 69

Postby 08GatorBait » December 27th, 2014, 1:49 pm

Nope. Head and eating out need to be done separately.
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Re: 69

Postby Y4NK33 PL4N3T » December 27th, 2014, 2:06 pm

L 2 multi task :noob
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Re: 69

Postby 08GatorBait » December 27th, 2014, 2:38 pm

I know how to

Girls don't

had this issue last three times. I'm going to town and these dumb sluts stop sucking and focus on them...stupid cunt.
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Re: 69

Postby Y4NK33 PL4N3T » December 27th, 2014, 2:46 pm

08GatorBait wrote:I know how to

Girls don't

had this issue last three times. I'm going to town and these dumb sluts stop sucking and focus on them...stupid cunt.

You'd think Tinder sluts would know the drill.

Apparently, they're using you more then you're using them. :sadyes
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Re: 69

Postby 08GatorBait » December 27th, 2014, 2:50 pm

Y4NK33 PL4N3T wrote:
08GatorBait wrote:I know how to

Girls don't

had this issue last three times. I'm going to town and these dumb sluts stop sucking and focus on them...stupid cunt.

You'd think Tinder sluts would know the drill.

Apparently, they're using you more then you're using them. :sadyes


To be fair. I get ego trips from girls orgasms so I fuck around with their bodies all night because I have power trips on that shit. Also guarantees I can get a come back if I need to get off and can't find a new one.
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Re: 69

Postby FSUKW » December 27th, 2014, 2:53 pm

Y4NK33 PL4N3T wrote:
08GatorBait wrote:I know how to

Girls don't

had this issue last three times. I'm going to town and these dumb sluts stop sucking and focus on them...stupid cunt.

You'd think Tinder sluts would know the drill.

Apparently, they're using you more then you're using them. :sadyes


Going down on Tinder sluts.....:biglol
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Re: 69

Postby 08GatorBait » December 27th, 2014, 2:56 pm

Still no diseases.

And dgaf. You are just mad because you aren't getting phone numbers daily. I text proof of this to JD and EB btw. At least one cute girl a day gives me her number.

Maybe you should learn how to get them instead of hating on those that do :P


Shit I got a girl in some random city with two messages cause I'm that boss. She was cute as fuck too. Little 19 year old whore got fucked for ten minutes then I put clothes on and left. Bossed.
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Re: 69

Postby FSUKW » December 27th, 2014, 3:06 pm

08GatorBait wrote:Still no diseases.

And dgaf. You are just mad because you aren't getting phone numbers daily. I text proof of this to JD and EB btw. At least one cute girl a day gives me her number.

Maybe you should learn how to get them instead of hating on those that do :P


Shit I got a girl in some random city with two messages cause I'm that boss. She was cute as fuck too. Little 19 year old whore got fucked for ten minutes than I put clothes on and left. Bossed.



I don't need proof. I believe you. I'm just laughing because soon you will know the chemical breakdown of every antibiotic better than the pharmacist....:dog
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Re: 69

Postby 08GatorBait » December 27th, 2014, 3:08 pm

Lol probably.

But fuck if the road to crabs isn't fun as hell
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Re: 69

Postby Muck FcDisney » December 27th, 2014, 6:06 pm

08GatorBait wrote:Lol probably.

But fuck if the road to crabs isn't fun as hell


:jameis ?
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Re: 69

Postby ScotchFrost97 » December 27th, 2014, 6:50 pm

Muck FcDisney wrote:
08GatorBait wrote:Lol probably.

But fuck if the road to crabs isn't fun as hell


:jameis ?

:biglol thats funny in two ways
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Re: 69

Postby ericberry14 » December 27th, 2014, 7:25 pm

I'm with gb. Too close to taking the asshole to the face and if you're suckin my dick im not really trying to do anything but lay there and let you suck my dick. Or drive or whatever I was already doing when you started sucking my dick. Just my opinion. Id watch chicks 69 all day though
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Re: 69

Postby JdPat04 » December 27th, 2014, 8:30 pm

I don't ever do it unless it's after a shower for the both of us.

However it does happen like 08 says everytime. She quits sucking because it gets too good for her.


However it's my wife so i don't mind and i like doing it for her
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Re: 69

Postby Eye_of_Horus » December 27th, 2014, 9:30 pm

I used to love 69 when I was a youngin', but now I have to agree.

I don't want to have to work while I get my BJ. :2thumbs
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Re: 69

Postby JdPat04 » December 27th, 2014, 11:35 pm

Eye_of_Horus wrote:I used to love 69 when I was a youngin', but now I have to agree.

I don't want to have to work while I get my BJ. :2thumbs


Right now i still get one for a warm up every time. So it's not a big deal right now
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Re: 69

Postby JdPat04 » December 27th, 2014, 11:41 pm

aubiefifty wrote:most of you fuckers cannot count to 69...........lol

I can count our NC's so i know I can :wave2
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Re: 69

Postby gatrnation1 » December 28th, 2014, 3:18 am

Self centered fucks, it used to be about cumming. :facepalm
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Re: 69

Postby 08GatorBait » December 28th, 2014, 3:47 am

I thought with all the beginning objections maybe it was just me lol.

The position sucks because getting eaten out for a girl is better than head for a guy because of how sensitive their pussy is. I also have the fear that she will orgasm and the bitch will clamp on my dick with her hand too hard cause when they pull my hair it is fucking painful when they are getting off. My dick doesn't need that kind of jerk ill be in the damn hospital with nerve damage.
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