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I went full douche

PostPosted: August 20th, 2015, 9:49 pm
by 08GatorBait
And bought a Harley Davidson mesh jacket. It's sick as hell. I needed a jacket and decided fuck it, I'm going full douche with the Harley jacket(and I don't ride one but I'll just lie and say I had one and wrecked it, sounds cool to dumb women). Went to the Mall with it on to get a birthday present for my sister. Have multiple women compliment it. Got a phone number from some girl at the food court sitting at a table across from me when I grabbed lunch. Straight starred at by most groups I walked by though mainly to young. I told myself I wouldn't douche out, but screw that dude. Girls get wet as fuck when you walk around in Bike gear. The difference between me wearing normal clothes and having my helmet to wearing the Jacket and gloves I had and the helmet was ridiculous.


Anyways..won't need tinder anymore. Girls were starring while I was riding too. This is going to be fun...till I die of course.

Re: I went full douche

PostPosted: August 20th, 2015, 9:52 pm
by ericberry14
They are all young chicks staring because once bitches grow up they don't like stupid shit like that. Sluts are the only chicks into bikers anyway. That fags of anarchy show might help you out a little bit. But decent chicks don't like bikers :dog

Re: I went full douche

PostPosted: August 20th, 2015, 9:56 pm
by 08GatorBait
ericberry14 wrote:They are all young chicks staring because once bitches grow up they don't like stupid shit like that. Sluts are the only chicks into bikers anyway. That fags of anarchy show might help you out a little bit. But decent chicks don't like bikers :dog


The number I got was 32 years old. I asked when I texted her.

So try again. But yea 18 year old's were straight starring. And decent chicks do like Bikers, as long as you aren't like chewing dip and tatted on your face and shit. I just took a second job again for weekends at a bar, and I went in with the jacket too to do paperwork. The bartenders and servers were huddled up and looking over and acting like they weren't when I looked up. Then like three of them came up and introduced themselves while "walking by" the office(which is no where near anything) while I was waiting for the main boss to come out. Sons of Anarchy definitely helped. The image isn't every Cruiser driver is an old man anymore. I actually get no looks on the bike though because my bike looks like an older guys bike. Big, windshield, sissy bar seat. Kind of looks a little older so I need to make it look more personal and more youthful if I can. I think girls assume it's my dads bike.

Re: I went full douche

PostPosted: August 20th, 2015, 10:10 pm
by ericberry14
Well then she's just a ho. It's like the girls on tinder saying they like beards and tattoos.. Pass

Re: I went full douche

PostPosted: August 20th, 2015, 10:12 pm
by ScotchFrost97
Tinder is awful. There are zero quality women on there, congrats on the jacket op

Re: I went full douche

PostPosted: August 20th, 2015, 10:13 pm
by Y4NK33 PL4N3T
Chicks dig bad boys, always have always will, and they'll dig bikers/skaters/surfers/etc regardless of how fugly they may be.

Re: I went full douche

PostPosted: August 20th, 2015, 10:22 pm
by frazier9495
Y4NK33 PL4N3T wrote:Chicks dig bad boys, always have always will, and they'll dig bikers/skaters/surfers/etc regardless of how fugly they may be.


I tell girls when I get to choose to be the hero or the villain on a video game I always choose the villain. They get so wet they are in instant need of a panty change :sheen

Re: I went full douche

PostPosted: August 20th, 2015, 10:27 pm
by 08GatorBait
ScotchFrost97 wrote:Tinder is awful. There are zero quality women on there, congrats on the jacket op


Maybe in Nebraska...in Florida?

You have no idea bro.

Re: I went full douche

PostPosted: August 20th, 2015, 10:30 pm
by 08GatorBait
Y4NK33 PL4N3T wrote:Chicks dig bad boys, always have always will, and they'll dig bikers/skaters/surfers/etc regardless of how fugly they may be.


Yep. It progresses which is attractive with age. First it's skaters, then surfers, then motorcycles. Add in I look like a bad ass in the jacket. Seriously...this jacket is freaking cool looking I saw it and just grabbed it without looking for another one.

Re: I went full douche

PostPosted: August 20th, 2015, 10:30 pm
by frazier9495
08GatorBait wrote:
ScotchFrost97 wrote:Tinder is awful. There are zero quality women on there, congrats on the jacket op


Maybe in Nebraska...in Florida?

You have no idea bro.


Scotch was on Grinder :sadyes

Re: I went full douche

PostPosted: August 20th, 2015, 10:32 pm
by 08GatorBait
Here

Re: I went full douche

PostPosted: August 20th, 2015, 10:40 pm
by ericberry14
Y4NK33 PL4N3T wrote:Chicks dig bad boys, always have always will, and they'll dig bikers/skaters/surfers/etc regardless of how fugly they may be.

Girls like that shit. Women want a real man with some money first looks 2nd... I love young bitches :biglol

Re: I went full douche

PostPosted: August 20th, 2015, 10:43 pm
by 08GatorBait
ericberry14 wrote:
Y4NK33 PL4N3T wrote:Chicks dig bad boys, always have always will, and they'll dig bikers/skaters/surfers/etc regardless of how fugly they may be.

Girls like that shit. Women want a real man with some money first looks 2nd... I love young bitches :biglol


I'm not poor but not even remotely near rich.

SO which should be my target audience? That's right. 18-23. If older jumps on board thats fine with me

Re: I went full douche

PostPosted: August 20th, 2015, 11:17 pm
by gatrnation1
08GatorBait wrote:And bought a Harley Davidson mesh jacket. It's sick as hell. I needed a jacket and decided fuck it, I'm going full douche with the Harley jacket(and I don't ride one but I'll just lie and say I had one and wrecked it, sounds cool to dumb women). Went to the Mall with it on to get a birthday present for my sister. Have multiple women compliment it. Got a phone number from some girl at the food court sitting at a table across from me when I grabbed lunch. Straight starred at by most groups I walked by though mainly to young. I told myself I wouldn't douche out, but screw that dude. Girls get wet as fuck when you walk around in Bike gear. The difference between me wearing normal clothes and having my helmet to wearing the Jacket and gloves I had and the helmet was ridiculous.


Anyways..won't need tinder anymore. Girls were starring while I was riding too. This is going to be fun...till I die of course.


Wear the helmet while walking around and eating.

Re: I went full douche

PostPosted: August 20th, 2015, 11:21 pm
by 08GatorBait
gatrnation1 wrote:
08GatorBait wrote:And bought a Harley Davidson mesh jacket. It's sick as hell. I needed a jacket and decided fuck it, I'm going full douche with the Harley jacket(and I don't ride one but I'll just lie and say I had one and wrecked it, sounds cool to dumb women). Went to the Mall with it on to get a birthday present for my sister. Have multiple women compliment it. Got a phone number from some girl at the food court sitting at a table across from me when I grabbed lunch. Straight starred at by most groups I walked by though mainly to young. I told myself I wouldn't douche out, but screw that dude. Girls get wet as fuck when you walk around in Bike gear. The difference between me wearing normal clothes and having my helmet to wearing the Jacket and gloves I had and the helmet was ridiculous.


Anyways..won't need tinder anymore. Girls were starring while I was riding too. This is going to be fun...till I die of course.


Wear the helmet while walking around and eating.


I wear a full face helmet for now till comfortable. Has a little nose/mouth protector so can't do it ;/

I need to find a way to put a puppy on the bike though

Re: I went full douche

PostPosted: August 20th, 2015, 11:36 pm
by FuckESPNdotCOM
08GatorBait wrote:Straight starred at

Really? They threw stars at you?

verb (used with object), starred, starring.  
-to set with or as with stars; spangle.
-to mark with a star or asterisk, as for special notice.
v. starred, star·ring, stars
v.tr.
1. a. To ornament with stars.
b. to mark with a star as being preeminent.
2. To mark with an asterisk.


Unless you meant "stared" which actually makes fucking sense.

Stop being a retard. FL has enough of those.

Re: I went full douche

PostPosted: August 20th, 2015, 11:50 pm
by Y4NK33 PL4N3T
ericberry14 wrote:
Y4NK33 PL4N3T wrote:Chicks dig bad boys, always have always will, and they'll dig bikers/skaters/surfers/etc regardless of how fugly they may be.

Girls like that shit. Women want a real man with some money first looks 2nd... I love young bitches :biglol

You're twenty nothing years old and clueless to what grown women want. Females regardless of age cream for a bad boy, doesn't mean they'll wed one.

Re: I went full douche

PostPosted: August 20th, 2015, 11:53 pm
by Y4NK33 PL4N3T
08GatorBait wrote:
Y4NK33 PL4N3T wrote:Chicks dig bad boys, always have always will, and they'll dig bikers/skaters/surfers/etc regardless of how fugly they may be.


Yep. It progresses which is attractive with age. First it's skaters, then surfers, then motorcycles. Add in I look like a bad ass in the jacket. Seriously...this jacket is freaking cool looking I saw it and just grabbed it without looking for another one.

Yep, changes with age usually. Cool coat btw, def not what I envisioned.

Re: I went full douche

PostPosted: August 21st, 2015, 12:08 am
by FSUKW
"Went"??!!

Re: I went full douche

PostPosted: August 21st, 2015, 12:23 am
by 08GatorBait
Y4NK33 PL4N3T wrote:
08GatorBait wrote:
Y4NK33 PL4N3T wrote:Chicks dig bad boys, always have always will, and they'll dig bikers/skaters/surfers/etc regardless of how fugly they may be.


Yep. It progresses which is attractive with age. First it's skaters, then surfers, then motorcycles. Add in I look like a bad ass in the jacket. Seriously...this jacket is freaking cool looking I saw it and just grabbed it without looking for another one.

Yep, changes with age usually. Cool coat btw, def not what I envisioned.


It actually makes me look tough...which is near impossible. I'm too much of a pretty boy it's kind of funny. I can give people the fuck you eye now. Just hope no one actually says something after...or I'll have to run like a bitch. Cause I'm a pussy.