Authorities in South Carolina said a couple forced their teen daughter to live in the woods after she ate a Pop Tart without their permission. "James and Crystal Driggers were arrested on child neglect charges after Sumter County deputies found the 14-year-old camping alone Friday, two days into her week-long punishment."

:biglol they shouldn't get arrested

ericberry14 wrote::biglol they shouldn't get arrested

:iwaf

Remember stories of kids getting caught smoking, then dad makes them sit in a closet until they finish smoking a carton? You'd probably get charged with attempted murder these days. They probably can't even do that in military interrogation anymore.

The pussification continues... :facepalm

Sheeeit.. That nothin... I once spent the entire month of August sleeping under an I-10 overpass when I knew I was commitin to da FSU. Had to prepare myself for my future with a degree from dat joint.

Shit gets serious when you fuck with someone's pop tarts in the great state of South Carolina.

Better off being in the woods. If she goes to the beach she gun get eaten by a fucking shark.

Muck FcDisney wrote:

ericberry14 wrote::biglol they shouldn't get arrested

:iwaf

Remember stories of kids getting caught smoking, then dad makes them sit in a closet until they finish smoking a carton? You'd probably get charged with attempted murder these days. They probably can't even do that in military interrogation anymore.

The pussification continues... :facepalm

I do remember those times.....
Me my older bro and my oldest 1st cousin had to smoke

JdPat04 wrote:

Muck FcDisney wrote:

ericberry14 wrote::biglol they shouldn't get arrested

:iwaf

Remember stories of kids getting caught smoking, then dad makes them sit in a closet until they finish smoking a carton? You'd probably get charged with attempted murder these days. They probably can't even do that in military interrogation anymore.

The pussification continues... :facepalm

I do remember those times.....
Me my older bro and my oldest 1st cousin had to smoke

And you turned out in perfect health 8)

pop tarts. :facepalm

rorocanes wrote:pop tarts. :facepalm

Yeah, you probably like that Toaster Strudel. Fucking anti-Semite.

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Lmao wat

frazier9495 wrote:

JdPat04 wrote:

Muck FcDisney wrote:

ericberry14 wrote::biglol they shouldn't get arrested

:iwaf

Remember stories of kids getting caught smoking, then dad makes them sit in a closet until they finish smoking a carton? You'd probably get charged with attempted murder these days. They probably can't even do that in military interrogation anymore.

The pussification continues... :facepalm

I do remember those times.....
Me my older bro and my oldest 1st cousin had to smoke

And you turned out in perfect health 8)

:dunno
Who said I did.

However they did

If you don't want your kids eating pop tarts, don't have them in the house.

Crackas say no to pop tarts, only crackers allowed. :sadyes