Think I might be at record weight here
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July 4th, 2015, 5:11 amby JdPat04
Closing in on 2 fucking weeks and no deuces have been dropped.
In the words of Garrity on Rescue Me feels like I have a turducken inside me instead of a chicken inside a duck inside a turkey it's a big shit, inside a bigger shit, inside a huge shit.
:explode
Re: Think I might be at record weight here
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July 4th, 2015, 11:56 amby gatrnation1
At least you weren't kilt over a gumbo recipe.
Re: Think I might be at record weight here
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July 4th, 2015, 2:44 pmby JdPat04
gatrnation1 wrote:At least you weren't kilt over a gumbo recipe.
I don't get the reference, however we have the miracle of taking a crap happening as I type.
POOsting in progress.
Re: Think I might be at record weight here
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July 4th, 2015, 8:39 pmby Eye_of_Horus
Record weight for you or the turd.?
Re: Think I might be at record weight here
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July 4th, 2015, 9:34 pmby SmithsAUFan
Eye_of_Horus wrote:Record weight for you or the turd.?
His turd weighs more than him now?
Re: Think I might be at record weight here
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July 5th, 2015, 5:46 amby JdPat04
Eye_of_Horus wrote:Record weight for you or the turd.?
I don't remember the last turd I had but i would guess my whole portfolio weighs more than 85% of newborns
Re: Think I might be at record weight here
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July 5th, 2015, 7:22 pmby JdPat04
No more talking shit about Alabamians killing each other over football games. Football = way more important than gumbo spices*
PS: he brought a knife to a knife fight and the other dude at first brought only a wooden board yet the one who first brought the knife still lost.
* the only consideration where it may be equal is in the state of Louisiana
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