has center ice tickets to the redwings vs lightning game 2 in tampa

he says "they didnt want to sell the tickets to anyone who wasnt a resident of the state of florida, but i have an apartment that i rent for my daughter (a usf student) in st pete, so we were able to buy the tickets"

at which point i told him

dude you know what this makes you responsible for right?

he says what?

i told him if hes a redwings fan with tickets close to the ice at a rd game, he has to be the guy who sneaks the octopus into the rink and then throws it onto the ice before the game starts


and he says hes actually going to do it :shocker :champ :lolthumb

I hope your friend gets punched in the face by Lightning fans for tarnishing our home court with that filth.

08GatorBait wrote:I hope your friend gets punched in the face by Lightning fans for tarnishing our home court with that filth.

this tradition dates back to 1952 bro

MIAMIDOMINATION wrote:

08GatorBait wrote:I hope your friend gets punched in the face by Lightning fans for tarnishing our home court with that filth.

this tradition dates back to 1952 bro

Not on our ice.

KO THAT MO FUCKER

Good shit!

He can, but he'll have to watch the game over at Hat Tricks because they'll kick him out of the arena. :2thumbs

gatrnation1 wrote:He can, but he'll have to watch the game over at Hat Tricks because they'll kick him out of the arena. :2thumbs

Bamm...punched in the face and removed from the stadium

Your boy better rethink this shit

Im gonna laugh when the olw pawpaw redwings upset you clowns

MIAMIDOMINATION wrote:Im gonna laugh when the olw pawpaw redwings upset you clowns

You will cry like a virgin on the morning after prom.

gatrnation1 wrote:

MIAMIDOMINATION wrote:Im gonna laugh when the olw pawpaw redwings upset you clowns

You will cry like a virgin on the morning after prom.

Im not a redwings fan

I just love passionate hockey fana

Not bandwaggon lightning fags who only show up for the one round they are alive in the playoffs every 4 years

gatrnation1 wrote:

MIAMIDOMINATION wrote:Im gonna laugh when the olw pawpaw redwings upset you clowns

You will cry like a virgin on the morning after prom.

The virgin guy who couldn't get any pussy?

JdPat04 wrote:

gatrnation1 wrote:

MIAMIDOMINATION wrote:Im gonna laugh when the olw pawpaw redwings upset you clowns

You will cry like a virgin on the morning after prom.

The virgin guy who couldn't get any pussy?

I would expect anyone hoping to get laid, but didn't, would cry.

Oh man, Friday, I really wanted an egg salad sandwich and I was just obsessing about it and I was like, 'Man, I'm gonna make one of those.' So Saturday, I went out and got, like, a dozen eggs and then I boiled them all and I just, I spent, I dunno, probably three hours, like three and a half hours making, you know, the mayonnaise, and the onions and paprika and, you know, the necessary accoutrement. And then, by the time I was done, I didn't really feel like like eating it.

gatrnation1 wrote:Oh man, Friday, I really wanted an egg salad sandwich and I was just obsessing about it and I was like, 'Man, I'm gonna make one of those.' So Saturday, I went out and got, like, a dozen eggs and then I boiled them all and I just, I spent, I dunno, probably three hours, like three and a half hours making, you know, the mayonnaise, and the onions and paprika and, you know, the necessary accoutrement. And then, by the time I was done, I didn't really feel like like eating it.

You framed an Asia poster?? How hard did the people at the frame store laugh when you brought this in!?

gatrnation1 wrote:Oh man, Friday, I really wanted an egg salad sandwich and I was just obsessing about it and I was like, 'Man, I'm gonna make one of those.' So Saturday, I went out and got, like, a dozen eggs and then I boiled them all and I just, I spent, I dunno, probably three hours, like three and a half hours making, you know, the mayonnaise, and the onions and paprika and, you know, the necessary accoutrement. And then, by the time I was done, I didn't really feel like like eating it.

1. Do u put mustard in yours? I do, I'm not a mustard fan at all but it's how my stepdad did his. Mustard goes in potato salad too.

2. Three fucking hours???

No

20-25 minutes to boil eggs and 5 minutes to make the rest after polling and slicing the eggs.

JdPat04 wrote:

gatrnation1 wrote:Oh man, Friday, I really wanted an egg salad sandwich and I was just obsessing about it and I was like, 'Man, I'm gonna make one of those.' So Saturday, I went out and got, like, a dozen eggs and then I boiled them all and I just, I spent, I dunno, probably three hours, like three and a half hours making, you know, the mayonnaise, and the onions and paprika and, you know, the necessary accoutrement. And then, by the time I was done, I didn't really feel like like eating it.

1. Do u put mustard in yours? I do, I'm not a mustard fan at all but it's how my stepdad did his. Mustard goes in potato salad too.

2. Three fucking hours???

No

20-25 minutes to boil eggs and 5 minutes to make the rest after polling and slicing the eggs.

:dog it's a quote from 40 year old virgin

gatrnation1 wrote:

JdPat04 wrote:

gatrnation1 wrote:

MIAMIDOMINATION wrote:Im gonna laugh when the olw pawpaw redwings upset you clowns

You will cry like a virgin on the morning after prom.

The virgin guy who couldn't get any pussy?

I would expect anyone hoping to get laid, but didn't, would cry.

Thought you meant the ex virgin who got shexxed

ericberry14 wrote:

JdPat04 wrote:

gatrnation1 wrote:Oh man, Friday, I really wanted an egg salad sandwich and I was just obsessing about it and I was like, 'Man, I'm gonna make one of those.' So Saturday, I went out and got, like, a dozen eggs and then I boiled them all and I just, I spent, I dunno, probably three hours, like three and a half hours making, you know, the mayonnaise, and the onions and paprika and, you know, the necessary accoutrement. And then, by the time I was done, I didn't really feel like like eating it.

1. Do u put mustard in yours? I do, I'm not a mustard fan at all but it's how my stepdad did his. Mustard goes in potato salad too.

2. Three fucking hours???

No

20-25 minutes to boil eggs and 5 minutes to make the rest after polling and slicing the eggs.

:dog it's a quote from 40 year old virgin

Don't explain...he's bama. :facepalm

gatrnation1 wrote:

ericberry14 wrote:

JdPat04 wrote:

gatrnation1 wrote:Oh man, Friday, I really wanted an egg salad sandwich and I was just obsessing about it and I was like, 'Man, I'm gonna make one of those.' So Saturday, I went out and got, like, a dozen eggs and then I boiled them all and I just, I spent, I dunno, probably three hours, like three and a half hours making, you know, the mayonnaise, and the onions and paprika and, you know, the necessary accoutrement. And then, by the time I was done, I didn't really feel like like eating it.

1. Do u put mustard in yours? I do, I'm not a mustard fan at all but it's how my stepdad did his. Mustard goes in potato salad too.

2. Three fucking hours???

No

20-25 minutes to boil eggs and 5 minutes to make the rest after polling and slicing the eggs.

:dog it's a quote from 40 year old virgin

Don't explain...he's bama. :facepalm

:biglol

ericberry14 wrote:

JdPat04 wrote:

gatrnation1 wrote:Oh man, Friday, I really wanted an egg salad sandwich and I was just obsessing about it and I was like, 'Man, I'm gonna make one of those.' So Saturday, I went out and got, like, a dozen eggs and then I boiled them all and I just, I spent, I dunno, probably three hours, like three and a half hours making, you know, the mayonnaise, and the onions and paprika and, you know, the necessary accoutrement. And then, by the time I was done, I didn't really feel like like eating it.

1. Do u put mustard in yours? I do, I'm not a mustard fan at all but it's how my stepdad did his. Mustard goes in potato salad too.

2. Three fucking hours???

No

20-25 minutes to boil eggs and 5 minutes to make the rest after polling and slicing the eggs.

:dog it's a quote from 40 year old virgin

Eliphino

How the fuck would I remember a quote from an ight movie that I saw like 8 years ago? I wouldn't remember that quote without a fucked up memory, much less having my memory all but completly gone from lyrica.


Not to mention that original post sounds exactly like something that gaytr would say which makes sense as it came from the 40 year old virgin