Bored today... thought of a few, stole one. Thinking about having some cards made...

Freelance Sperm Donor
Chemtrail Dispersion Technician
Chupacabra Herder
Dinosaur Whisperer

Need more ideas. Go.

Sasquatch groomer

Freelance crab thief
Part time rapist
Occasional obscenity shouter

MIAMIDOMINATION wrote:Freelance crab thief
Part time rapist
Occasional obesity shouted

:biglol

:winner

MIAMIDOMINATION wrote:Freelance crab thief
Part time rapist
Occasional obesity shouted

:?

...and not your actual titles, MD. :roll:

Muck FcDisney wrote:

MIAMIDOMINATION wrote:Freelance crab thief
Part time rapist
Occasional obesity shouted

:?

...and not your actual titles, MD. :roll:

But I give you:
0.1/10 for originality
0.6/10 for creativity
8/9 for spelling
2/3 for coming up with things that could be actual fake job titles (#3 is fail)

Overall 10.7 / 32

This is some of your best work! :clap

You get 0/32 for quoting your own post to add more junk. :down

Y4NK33 PL4N3T wrote:You get 0/32 for quoting your own post to add more junk. :down

Don't like editing. Could create an issue during open records requests later. ;)

Solid troll though. :up

Muck FcDisney wrote:

MIAMIDOMINATION wrote:Freelance crab thief
Part time rapist
Occasional obesity shouted

:?

...and not your actual titles, MD. :roll:

Stupid auto correct

Muck FcDisney wrote:

Y4NK33 PL4N3T wrote:You get 0/32 for quoting your own post to add more junk. :down

Don't like editing.

Coming from the guy who enjoys editing walls of texts into line by line quotations in order to respond to them individually ....................:

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Nothing wrong with shouting obesity...FATASS!

Y4NK33 PL4N3T wrote:

Muck FcDisney wrote:

Y4NK33 PL4N3T wrote:You get 0/32 for quoting your own post to add more junk. :down

Don't like editing.

Coming from the guy who enjoys editing walls of texts into line by line quotations in order to respond to them individually ....................:

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1. I don't enjoy it, it's just often necessary for clarification.
2. It's better to respond to all points in an argument than to cherry-pick.
3. The edit mentioned above is a completely different kind of editing.

Cat Park Developer

I guess this is a fail since it is real :thought

Professional soccer player

ericberry14 wrote:Professional soccer player

Bro, those guys make righteous bucks in Europe.

gatrnation1 wrote:

ericberry14 wrote:Professional soccer player

Bro, those guys make righteous bucks in Europe.

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