Fake Job Titles

by **Muck FcDisney** » March 17th, 2015, 5:35 pm

Bored today... thought of a few, stole one. Thinking about having some cards made...

Freelance Sperm Donor
Chemtrail Dispersion Technician
Chupacabra Herder
Dinosaur Whisperer

Need more ideas. Go.

by **JdPat04** » March 17th, 2015, 6:10 pm

Sasquatch groomer

by **MIAMIDOMINATION** » March 17th, 2015, 7:50 pm

Freelance crab thief
Part time rapist
Occasional obscenity shouter

by **Y4NK33 PL4N3T** » March 17th, 2015, 7:53 pm

MIAMIDOMINATION wrote:Freelance crab thief
Part time rapist
Occasional obesity shouted

:biglol

:winner

by **Muck FcDisney** » March 17th, 2015, 7:55 pm

MIAMIDOMINATION wrote:Freelance crab thief
Part time rapist
Occasional obesity shouted

:?

...and not your actual titles, MD. :roll:

by **Muck FcDisney** » March 17th, 2015, 8:01 pm

Muck FcDisney wrote:
MIAMIDOMINATION wrote:Freelance crab thief
Part time rapist
Occasional obesity shouted

:?

...and not your actual titles, MD. :roll:

But I give you:
0.1/10 for originality
0.6/10 for creativity
8/9 for spelling
2/3 for coming up with things that could be actual fake job titles (#3 is fail)

Overall 10.7 / 32

This is some of your best work! :clap

by **Y4NK33 PL4N3T** » March 17th, 2015, 8:04 pm

You get 0/32 for quoting your own post to add more junk. :down

by **Muck FcDisney** » March 17th, 2015, 8:51 pm

Y4NK33 PL4N3T wrote:You get 0/32 for quoting your own post to add more junk. :down

Don't like editing. Could create an issue during open records requests later. ;)

Solid troll though. :up

by **MIAMIDOMINATION** » March 17th, 2015, 9:07 pm

Muck FcDisney wrote:
MIAMIDOMINATION wrote:Freelance crab thief
Part time rapist
Occasional obesity shouted

:?

...and not your actual titles, MD. :roll:

Stupid auto correct

by **Y4NK33 PL4N3T** » March 17th, 2015, 9:36 pm

Muck FcDisney wrote:
Y4NK33 PL4N3T wrote:You get 0/32 for quoting your own post to add more junk. :down

Don't like editing.

Coming from the guy who enjoys editing walls of texts into line by line quotations in order to respond to them individually ....................:

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by **Eye_of_Horus** » March 18th, 2015, 1:20 am

Nothing wrong with shouting obesity...FATASS!

by **Muck FcDisney** » March 18th, 2015, 2:16 am

Y4NK33 PL4N3T wrote:
Muck FcDisney wrote:
Y4NK33 PL4N3T wrote:You get 0/32 for quoting your own post to add more junk. :down

Don't like editing.

Coming from the guy who enjoys editing walls of texts into line by line quotations in order to respond to them individually ....................:

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1. I don't enjoy it, it's just often necessary for clarification.
2. It's better to respond to all points in an argument than to cherry-pick.
3. The edit mentioned above is a completely different kind of editing.

by **gatrnation1** » March 23rd, 2015, 10:14 pm

Cat Park Developer

by **frazier9495** » March 23rd, 2015, 10:18 pm

I guess this is a fail since it is real :thought

by **ericberry14** » March 23rd, 2015, 10:19 pm

Professional soccer player

by **gatrnation1** » March 24th, 2015, 2:06 am

ericberry14 wrote:Professional soccer player

Bro, those guys make righteous bucks in Europe.

by **Muck FcDisney** » March 24th, 2015, 2:40 am

gatrnation1 wrote:
ericberry14 wrote:Professional soccer player

Bro, those guys make righteous bucks in Europe.

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